Wednesday, 20 April 2011

superb(s) from 'HOPELESS'

1. superb opening

"we're also a band !" 

2. superb line

Barney

Let’s see, what club should we hit first? There’s club Was, there’s Wrong…

Marshall

Uhm, those places shut douwn a long time ago…

Barney

Oh no.

Marshall

Oh No shut down too.

Ted

There’s Where.

Jerry

Where’s Where?

Lily

Where’s where Was was, isn’t it?

Barney

No, Was wasn’t where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?

Jerry

Okay!

Ted

Not Okay, that place is lame.

Robin

Okay is lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar, or is that Wrong?

Marshall

That’s wrong. That’s not Wrong.

Barney

Guys, focus!

Robin

Oh, I like Focus, let’s go there!

Ted

Where?

Robin

Not Where, Focus!

Lily

I thought Focus was closed.

Barney

No, Was was closed, once Was shut down and reopened as Closed.

Marshall

So Closed is open!

Robin

No, Closed is closed.

Jerry

I don’t know… third base, right!

Robin

Ew, Third Base is all frat guys!

Lily

I’ll go any place, okay?

Ted

Not Okay! Okay is lame!

Robin

Okay is not lame, Lame is a gay bar!

Lily

Guys, shut up!

Barney

No, Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe I don’t know the clubs anymore.

Marshall

Guys, just pick a club, okay?

Ted

Not Okay!!

Everyone

Okay is lame, gay bar!

Marshall

For the record, I was in there once by accident, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamé.

Barney

It’s hopeless, isn’t it?

3. superb reference

"ok, i would have stolen you the whole orchestra. There!"

4. superb hint

“Maybe I’ve met her already.”

Nora or Robin or ... ?




i was like 'what? What? WHAT???'

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